I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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