Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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