Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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