Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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