8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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