my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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