dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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