can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My underwear smells like fireworks.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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