Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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