I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
