Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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