she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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