It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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