and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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