Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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