no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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