we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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