butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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