im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
