i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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