you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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