I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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