Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
