You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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