If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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