Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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