There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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