don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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