So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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