What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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