i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Randomize
