She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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