help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just gargled with NyQuil
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I need a hoe opinion
go on
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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