Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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