Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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