you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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