All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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