Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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