Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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