you would pick up someone in the library
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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