Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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