are you so shy because you have an std?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
