There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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