The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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