I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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