I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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