Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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