Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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