Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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