Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
