Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
