quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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